Sunday, December 18, 2005
Q- "You can't fly. You have no super strength. You don't shoot laser beams or have super speed. So... what exactly ARE your super powers?"
A- "I'm a living, breathing, animated toilet puck. What more do you want?"
This is another Super Hero from my the TOILET PUCK universe. He is SCAR MAN. Here is a Q & A with this dark demented vigilante.
Q- "Why the name ScarMan? Is there some horrible incident from your past that left a hideous scar on your body or face? Is that why you wear that mask and that costume, to hide your scar?"
A- "No. Theye're emotional scars."
Q - "It must have cost a fortune to create you? You are a real 6 million dollar man!"
A- "6 million! It cost more than that just to get these pectoral implants."
Q-"What is the best part about leaving wrstling and becoming a full fledged super hero?"
A-"I was always a hero to the kids as the WorldvHeavyweightChamp, except now I get to write my OWN one liners!"
Q- "What is your moto when it comes to your duty as a super hero?"
A- "Saving the sexy world from sexy viallainy."
PEE BRAIN is a clone of SUPER STUD. He was created by THE EVIL BRAIN TEASER using DNA from the urine of SUPER STUD. PEE BRAIN was supposed to be an evil creation. Instead, he is just....well, a pee brain.
Q- "So you turned out to be the opposite of Super Stud? He is handsome, you are ugly. He is intelligent and articulate, you are dumb and incoherent. He is sexy, you are revolting. He is right handed, you are left handed. He like blondes, you like...breakfast cereals."
A- "Me Super Stud?"
Q- "Never mind. This interview is over."
This is the main villain in The Refreshing Adventures Of Toilet Puck.
Q- "If you are so smart, couldn't you come up with a better name than THE EVIL BRAIN TEASER. It is so obvious."
A- "That happens to be the name my parents gave me. I come from a long line of career criminal geniuses."
Q- "Would you say that criminal behavior is a result of socio-enviromental conditions or individual mental health?"
A- "Well...uh...I uh...well...ROCK N' ROLL!!"