TOILET PUCK is a tiny disinfectant toilet puck. He was brought to life by the gamma radiation from the UNINTELLIGIBLE HUNK'S diarrhea. He is in charge of the super hero washrooms, keeping the peace between the larger than life super heroes with super egos.
Q- "You can't fly. You have no super strength. You don't shoot laser beams or have super speed. So... what exactly ARE your super powers?"
A- "I'm a living, breathing, animated toilet puck. What more do you want?"